January 2012
pvlse:
im dropping out of school and becoming a porn star
youll find me under the name Edgar Allen Hoe
biberzz:
When making out turns it into sex.
Someone should buy me a new nose ring
and send it to me…because I never get mail…and I need a new nose ring.
Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WUB WUB WUB WUBUBUBUB SKREEEE CHICHITIKA WUB WUB BOOMODOP WUB WUBWUOOP SKRSKR TCH TAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBUBUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB BOOM WUB WUB WUB